May 2013
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
3 tags
otomuragakuya:
a sentence will always look like poetry
if you hit enter a lot
Kinda sucks when you like hanging out with someone and thought they liked it too, but I guess not. Oh well.
Please don't call yourself a feminist if you...
exittheory:
raised-rory-from-perdition:
piefacemcgee:
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
cynically-colorblind:
It’s one of the most misogynist things out there.
dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic
it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position
it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual
please place a...
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
3 tags
rneerkat:
the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto
Its not a party until someone cries about a boy not liking them
fffcuk:
what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
Men: uses love to get sex
Women: uses sex to get love
Me: uses coupon to get pizza
1 tag
cuntakinte:
how many points is weed on weight watchers
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
joseble:
do u ever have these moments when you think you have a crush on someone but the next day youre like oh i dont but then again you think you do and it just keep going like that
alpaca-punch:
denvarte:
It’s okay if your tattoo is popular or cliched just make sure that if you’re going to ink something into your skin permanently you’ve thought about it and have a good meaning and aren’t just doing it to be cool or whatever.
and like…also that you go to a PROFESSIONAL, not your friend down the street.
Also, if you want a tattoo simply because you like the design and...
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
Obscure Color Words
albicant: whitish; becoming white
amaranthine: immortal; undying; deep purple-red colour
aubergine: eggplant; a dark purple colour
azure: light or sky blue; the heraldic colour blue
celadon: pale green; pale green glazed pottery
cerulean: sky-blue; dark blue; sea-green
chartreuse: yellow-green colour
cinnabar: red crystalline mercuric sulfide pigment; deep red or scarlet colour
citrine: dark greenish-yellow
eburnean: of or like ivory; ivory-coloured
erythraean: reddish colour
flavescent: yellowish or turning yellow
greige: of a grey-beige colour
haematic: blood coloured
heliotrope: purplish hue; purplish-flowered plant; ancient sundial; signalling mirror
hoary: pale silver-grey colour; grey with age
isabelline: greyish yellow
jacinthe: orange colour
kermes: brilliant red colour; a red dye derived from insects
lovat: grey-green; blue-green
madder: red dye made from brazil wood; a reddish or red-orange colour
mauve: light bluish purple
mazarine: rich blue or reddish-blue colour
russet: reddish brown
sable: black; dark; of a black colour in heraldry
saffron: orange-yellow
sarcoline: flesh-coloured
smaragdine: emerald green
tilleul: pale yellowish-green
titian: red-gold, reddish brown
vermilion: bright red
virid: green
viridian: chrome green
xanthic: yellow
zinnober: chrome green