Will smith created everything
The Cat Daddy: The Shuffle: The Single Ladies Dance: The Stanky Leg: The Cyclone: The Dougie: omg. By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
would-you-like-a-jelly-baby: detailedcheeseplant: pizzadeliverycat: Let me lay it on the line He had two on the vine I mean two sets of testicles So divine.
A stupid article on corset piercings by the most... →
awfulmodifications: The comments are comedy gold. This article is SO DUMB. Corset piercings aren’t kept for more than a few hours usually, not allowed to grow out over a few weeks. If you’re going to bash something, at least do research.
brittlegit: learnfrompeace: Pharmacies that refuse to give out Plan B sicken me. Lol cvs and wahl greens has it. Most major pharmacies carry it, but a lot refuse to sell it because they find it “immoral”.
Pharmacies that refuse to give out Plan B sicken me.
Take out all the vowels in your name and replace...
would-you-like-a-jelly-baby: aplushpenguinnamedkurt: ravensivy: all-hedgehogs-are-called-rufus: Oloxondro ^ Yours sounds Greek <333 Mine is “Cootlon” - it kinda just reads as if it’s the Australian way to pronounce it :P Mine is “Rokko” Actually? Omondo a’ight. HAHAHAH CHROSSO! Nick and his friends do this for every word sometimes. Its fucking hilarious.
my parents: I have such a pretty daughter
my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato
I DON’T WANT TO WRITE THIS PAPER. FUCK. I will never go to school.
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is greenturpenUU121256
ask me shit →
hmpayne: 1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have freckles?...
paulyunstoppable: Make my love handles go away….they are what i hate most Me tooo
imfamousontumblr: the world isn’t going to end in 2012 because phil diffy and his family are from the year 2121
iampurehate: A SCRUB IS A GUY WHO THINKS HE’S FLY AND IS ALSO KNOWN AS A BUSTER ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT WHAT HE WANTS AND JUST SITS ON HIS BROKE ASS SO NO I DON’T WANT YOUR NUMBER NO I DON’T WANNA GIVE YOU MINE AND NO I DON’T WANNA MEET YOU NOWHERE NO I DON’T WANT NONE OF YOUR TIME NO I DON’T WANT NO SCRUB A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CAN’T GET NO LOVE FROM ME HANGIN OUT THE PASSENGER SIDE OF HIS BEST...
Making 'Gauges' out of her own wisdom teeth.
http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/home-made-gauges Enjoy. What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People. -M The fact that she’s using silicone, and is encasing the teeth in resin, I don’t see a problem with it. I’ve seen a bunch of plugs with teeth or other things in them, and their perfectly safe to wear as long as it’s done right.