Your name is Peter Wilmont.
heathurrrhippo: All you need to understand is you turned ou to be one sorry sack of shit. This is my favorite book.
Today is an angry day where I hate everyone.
Except Amanda, because First Watch is delicious, and she is wonderful company. My misanthropy is getting the best of me lately.
This is a rant.
So, my first table of the night at work was a couple of scene kids. No big deal, maybe they’ll be nice teenagers. They took forever to decide what they wanted, and when they finally did, they told me they wanted to split the unlimited soup and salad. UH, NO? You can split it if you want, but you won’t get any refills. So, they take a few more minutes, and then decide they want two soup...
My dad pisses me off so much.
He’s trying to close on a house, and he keeps not sending over the paperwork to his broker or whatever. He’s going to lose the house if he doesn’t send over the right papers, and so my aunt and uncle who found him the house are calling my mom, and my fucking mom is doing all the work for him because he’s either too lazy or stupid to do it himself. YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE...
So its official.
Two more weeks at the OG. Three more weeks til I move. This all came up so fast. Damn.
as told by blue: God damnit. →
heathurrrhippo: You stupid assholes. You color your hair, you dye a carpet. The next time I see some bitch say “gonna go dye my haiirrr luv ittt text meee bought some sweet dye for muh hurrr mmm 40 volume and bleach I lub dat shit gonna go dye my hairrr” I didn’t spend 1600 hours in cosmetology school learning… You should color my hair for meeeeeee. Its fading bad, and you’d do a...
I need to get the fuck out of here.
Fast. Only one more month, one more month.
Having a canker sore on the tip of your tongue is...
I can barely eat, let alone even sit there doing nothing without it hurting because you constantly touch your tongue to your teeth when you swallow, talk, do anything. I really wish there was something that could get rid of them, but there isn’t. There probably never will be, because I’ll never be able to afford an antibacterial that is formulated specifically for me. Fuck you, mouth.
Damn you, Olive Garden!
Why are you so delicious? I eat too much of you, and then I feel sick. At least I’ll have leftovers for tomorrow. Also, I think my car is fixed now. I haven’t driven it since my mechanic put the new fan belt on and changed the oil, but hopefully it won’t overheat tomorrow on my way to work. Please, PLEASE don’t overheat. I need a car.
Why is everyone my age getting married or having...
Am I missing something here?
"Go to christie's, that's a classy one."
heathurrrhippo: “Yeah, christie’s is the kind of place you could take your parents.” Holy shit kevin, you creep. AHAHAHAHA OMG. Kevin is a creepy motherfucker, but also very entertaining.
I hate my car.
My a/c started to go out earlier today, and when I was driving to Nick’s house, my car started smoking. So I get to his house, and we call his dad and he said it was overheated. So we let it sit for like, three hours to cool down, and then put some antifreeze in since it was low. It was working fine on my way home, I just really hope that low coolant was the problem. I just need to get to...
Damn you, tattoo.
solarcoaster: learnfrompeace: solarcoaster: learnfrompeace: Peel already, so I can get some color work done. It hasn’t started peeling yet? Most of it has. I just want the head and neck to be done so I can get it colored. I think it isn’t peeling as quickly because its just thin lines, instead of big chunks. Ah, okay. haha. I was about to be concerned. My arm always fully peel within...
Damn you, tattoo.
solarcoaster: learnfrompeace: Peel already, so I can get some color work done. It hasn’t started peeling yet? Most of it has. I just want the head and neck to be done so I can get it colored. I think it isn’t peeling as quickly because its just thin lines, instead of big chunks.
Damn you, tattoo.
Peel already, so I can get some color work done.
I think its completely ridiculous
that people talk just as much shit about skinny people, as “fat” people. Honestly, I can’t help that I’m fairly thin. I eat bad food and never work out, and I stay thin. Its just the way my body is. I’m sure there are more people out there like me too. Saying that “skinny people disgust me” is just as bad as saying “fat people disgust me” in my...
Just once, the person I care about the most would tell me something nice to make me feel good.
courtlandelliotmeans asked: I feel you on your last post. Christians are fucking stupid! Tell them to fuck off. And if they don't stop bothering you, it'll be them that are going to hell. :)
Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Two little kids are fucking crawling all over the waiting area at the eye doctor. Seriously, your kids are annoying.
this is the conversation that never ends! cuz it...
I'm so fucking tired of people trying to convert...
I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD. Please stop telling me that I’m wrong and will change my mind when I’m older. I won’t. I have my thoughts and opinions, and I’m entitled to them, just as you are. Why is it you feel its okay to tell me my beliefs are wrong, but I can’t do the same? Seriously, just shut the fuck up and let me eat my lunch in peace.
What was your favorite childhood toy?
I had a Daffy Duck toy that my dad got for me out of a claw machine. He spent like, ten dollars in quarters getting it for me. I didn’t really like the stuffed animal that much, but I loved the silk tag attached to it. I would rub it between my fingers, or on my cheek. That started my full-blown ribbon addiction. I still really like rubbing soft fabrics/my hair on my cheek. I rub my hair...
Does this define me? →
Appearance I have/had piercings besides the ears. I want piercings besides the ears. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I can be self-conscious about my appearance. I have/had braces. I have more than two piercings. Embarrassment Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve laughed so...
Littering and, littering and, littering and, smokin’ the reefer.