People are fucking dicks. For no reason. This is why I hate people.
1. Are you a virgin?
2. Do you watch children television still?
3. First time you had sex was where?
4. Favorite actor?
5. Favorite singer/band?
6. Favorite shop/store?
7. Favorite song?
8. Ever played strip poker?
9. Ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
10. Do you have a job? if so what is it?
11. Favorite colour?
12. Punched anyone before?
13. Bitched about someone all over Facebook?
14. Weirdest thing you've ever ate?
15. Who do you love the most?
16. Dyed your hair before?
17. Ever kissed the same sex?
18. Got any pets?
19. Do you smoke?
20. Ever been properly in 'Love'?
21. When your older where would you love to get married?
22. Most embarrassing moment in your life?
23. Strangest place you've been to the toilet?
24. Do you like vegetables?
25. Scariest moment in your life?
26. Been drunk before?
27. Favourite flavour condom?
28. 5 Stupidest things you've ever done?
29. Been so drunk you can't remember the next day?
30. What colour eyes do you wish you had?
31. Been to DisneyLand?
32. Farted in front of people?
33. Fell over in heels?
34. Almost drowned?
35. Eaten strange cheeses?
36. Best memory?
37. Boyfriend or Girlfriend?
38. Choked on something?
39. Licked someones foot?
40. Got carpet burn before?
41. Been kissed in the rain?
42. Got a present for christmas that you really did not want?
43. Sniffed a refresher sweet?
44. Fell off something?
45. Broken anything of your friends recently by accident? if so what was it?
46. Broken a body part before?
47. Stole something before?
48. Shouted at someone thinking it was your friend and it wasnt?
49. Cried over something stupid?
50. Got a job then lost it?
I just want to go home. Is that so much to ask?
Worst weekend ever. I’m never coming to San Diego with you again.
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
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Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: lol nope
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misterdurden: Every Time I Die - Buffalo 666
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face