“Many kids raised by Atheists are well-rounded, non-homophobic, non-ethnist, accepting, and loving. They are not worried or obsessed with what happens after death. I have told my kids the truth: that they will be where they were before they were born, mentally, so it’s nothing to worry about. It’s safe; it’s comforting. I also tell them their bodies return to stardust. They are perfectly happy with that. I don’t tell them that their dead grandmother can see them, or is watching over them. I think that kind of thing can cause anxiety. I don’t want them to be afraid of things that aren’t real; we have evolved past that.”—Paula McIntyre Whyte (via fuckyeahsexyatheists)
Eating out a girl:Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
theymaysay -> hoooold up i'm sorry, if you dont know how to eat your woman out she needs to find a more experienced partner. and btw not all guys are so simple, i.e. me. there needs to be passion behind every action. this is completely inaccurate.